You can go back to blacksmithing in Hintindar and live a quiet happy life. Do me a favor and marry some pretty farm girl and train your son to beat the crap out of imperial knights.Sure, Hadrian told him. And with any luck he'll make friends with a cynical burglar who'll do nothing but torment him.

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