Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception. She huffed with pure, disgusted outrage, lowering her gaze to the floor to murmur, I'll kill him.

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