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Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh.Though you did eat allthe pizza. I only had five slices, Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so itbalanced precariously onits two back legs. How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork? Clary wanted toknow. Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack. Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. Does thismean you're going towolf out and eat me?

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