Oh! Do not excite yourself. Shall I say that he interested me because he was trying to grow a mustache and as yet the result is poor. Poirot stroked his own magnificent mustache tenderly. It is an art, he murmured, the growing of the mustache! I have sympathy for all who attempt it.

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