Total found: 22
Alex Flinn
Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, my dear leetle mongoose. I wish he'd turn back into a frog and hop away.
Anne Elizabeth Moore
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
Carroll Bryant
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
Carroll Bryant
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
Carroll Bryant
When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!
Carroll Bryant
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
D.L. Hess
Holy mama llama. That's Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth. I'm supposed to wait on Nathanial Stone. I'm going to make a fool out of myself. I just know it. I can feel it coming. Crap.
Delian Zahariev
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
Fakeer Ishavardas
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?
Fakeer Ishavardas
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Fakeer Ishavardas
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
Fakeer Ishavardas
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.
Ivan Stoikov
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.
J.D. Robb
The wife's gotta know. You can't hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she's another idiot.I'm not an idiot.Smiling, Roarke continued to stroke. I'll keep that in mind when I decide to have a long-term affair.Yeah, you do that. They'll never find your body, she murmured, then dropped into sleep.His smiled warmed, and feeling well loved, he dropped off with her.
Kiersten White
Marry me. Nay, marriage will cost us precious moments together. Let us make sweet, passionate love right here. Let me bear your children.A primal growl signaled Miss Lynn getting over her shock at being thus addressed. She lunged forward; Jack deftly rolled off the bench, jumping up out of her reach.Goodness, I didn't expect you to be quite this enthusiastic about my advances. If I don't play hard to get, how will I ever know whether or not you respect me?
Leah Thomas
Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop.Never think that. We're not the poop.
Ljupka Cvetanova
I would die for you, my love