Total found: 21
Beverly Cleary
If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.
Cassandra Clare
Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.You hate the Silent Brothers, protested Isabelle.I don't hate them, said Jace candidly.I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing.I thought you said they were libarians, said Clary.They are librarians.Simon whistled. Those must be some killer late fees.
Charles Ogden
Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!
David Eddings
The old man was peering intently at the shelves. 'I'll have to admit that he's a very competent scholar.'Isn't he just a librarian?' Garion asked, 'somebody who looks after books?'That's where all the rest of scholarship starts, Garion. All the books in the world won't help you if they're just piled up in a heap.
George MacDonald
...I am still librarian in your house, for I never was dismissed, and never gave up the office. Now I am librarian here as well.''But you have just told me you were sexton here!''So I am. It is much the same profession. Except you are a true sexton, books are but dead bodies to you, and a library nothing but a catacomb!
Jennifer Chiaverini
One can never had too many librarian friends.
John Green
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children's librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I'll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.
Lemony Snicket
I stood in the corridor feeling like an angry pebble. It didn't matter where I rolled off to. The mystery and treachery of the world continued, and a pebble like me could get angry over anything it liked and it wouldn't do any good. Librarians not reading, I thought to myself. Sometimes I don't know why I bother.
Lemony Snicket
The world is full of disappointment, I said.Yes, she said, I heard him say that. And every creature is simply trying to get what it wants, and to make their way through a difficult world. Do you believe that?No, I said. There's more than that.Like what?Like good books, I said, and good people. And good librarians, who are almost both at once.
Lisa Koger
She is a small woman with a face like a book mite; she is not without opinions.
Mac Barnett
He checked out his surrounding. More books. A drinking fountain. A poster showing a guy slam-dunking a basketball with one hand and holding a book in the other, urging kids to READ! Weird, thought Steve. How can he even see the hoop?...You see, Steven, Librarians are the most elite, best trained secret force in the United States of America. Probably in the world.No way.Yes way.What about the FBI?Featherweights.The CIA?Mackintosh snorted. Don't make me laugh. Those guys can't even dunk a basketball andd read a book at the same time.
Marilyn Johnson
Librarians are essential players in the information revolution because they level that field. They enable those without money or education to read and learn the same things as the billionaire and the PhD.
Molly Harper
I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian.He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends.
Neil Gaiman
Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.
Rick Riordan
To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.
Spider Robinson
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.
Stephen Colbert
Librarians hoard the wisdom of humanity. They are the keepers of all knowledge, the guardians at the temples of understanding and devoted protectors of the sanctuary in the midst of uneducated anarchy.
Terry Pratchett
A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch, Carrot drew himself up proudly, because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like What's so bad about genocide?
Terry Pratchett
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
Trudy Wallis
A library bears similar qualities to a hospital. Librarians are like doctors, books the prescriptions.
Umberto Eco
...a book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements, clumsy hands. If for a hundred and a hundred years everyone had been able freely to handle our codices, the majority of them would no longer exist. So the librarian protects them not only against mankind but also against nature, and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion, the enemy of truth.