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Abigail Gibbs
Can you enter a house uninvited?No.Why?That would be rude.
Adam Rex
This is where you all live? Asked John as they ascended the stairs. It's small.This is just our Thanksgiving house, Scott muttered. We have a house for every day of the year.
Adele Rose
Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'.
Adhish Mazumder
I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.
Adhish Mazumder
Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.
Adhish Mazumder
Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.
Alan Bradley
I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.
Alexandra Adornetto
I have church on Sunday.Of course you do.You're welcome to come along.Thanks, but I'm allergic to incense.That's a shame.It's the bane of my existence.- Beth and Jake
Alexandre Dumas
You are perfectly right in objecting to them [modern art], for this one great fault - that they have not yet had time to become old.
Alison McGhee
Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?
Allan Derain
Sa ngalan ng nagpangalan sa kanilang lahat. Sa ngalan ng mga hindi napangalanan at sa mga hindi mapangalanan. Sa ngalan ng tinatawag sa maraming pangalan : Orus, Onus, Defles, Burgos...
Ambrose Bierce
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
AnilChandra
Never take the goals and aspirations along with your corpse. Rather execute... they doth entertain and enthrall the world around you!
Anthony Horowitz
Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?Is that including, or not including you?
Anthony Horowitz
The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape, she explained. She was crushed.I'd have been disappointed too.
Anthony Horowitz
You must have been going very fast.I was, until I hit the fence.
Banksy
At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.
Becca Fitzpatrick
What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.
Benedict Jacka
I'll use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, I'm seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a train's going to come. And after that, another train's going to come. Here, I'll let you guess what's going to happen afterwards. I'll give you a hint
Brandon Sanderson
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.
Carl R White
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
Carrie Ryan
You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
Cassandra Clare
Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you.Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?
Cassandra Clare
What did Isabelle want? Jace asked.Alec hesitated. Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.Sure, said Magnus. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.Alec looked puzzled. Who's Madonna?Who's the Queen of the Seelie Court? said Clary.She is the Queen of Faerie, said Magnus. Well, the local one, anyway.Jace put his head in his hands. Tell Isabelle no.But she thinks it's a good idea, Alec protested.Then tell her no twice.
Cassandra Clare
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
Cassandra Clare
While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.
Cassandra Clare
It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.
Cassandra Clare
I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.
Cassandra Clare
Then why are you here? Emma demanded. Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don't date trees.I am not a tree. Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.
Cassandra Clare
I don't want tea, said Clary, with muffled force. I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them.Unfortunately, said Hodge, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.
Cassandra Clare
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
Cassandra Clare
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
Cassandra Clare
Alec looked at her and shook his head. How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?Isabelle shrugged philosophically. I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.
Cassandra Clare
Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
Cassandra Clare
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
Cassandra Clare
Malachi scowled. I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.They didn't, Magnus said. Your wards are down.Really? the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. I hadn't noticed.Magnus looked concerned. That's terrible. Someone should have told you. He glanced at Luke. Tell him the wards are down.
Cassandra Clare
Sebastian just smiled. I could hear your heart beating, he said softly. When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?That you seem to be dating my dad? Jace shrugged. You're a little young for him, to be honest.What? For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.
Cassandra Clare
Will suspected Jem was in fact cleverer than he was himself - but he lacked Will's tendency to assume the absolute worst about people and proceed from there.
Cassandra Clare
the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. Is that a coatrack?Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful.Yes, said Jace. Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.
Cassandra Clare
By the Angel, Jace said, looking the demon up and down. I knew Greater Demons were meant to be ugly, but no one ever warned me about the smell.Abbadon opened its mouth and hissed. Inside its mouth were two rows of jagged glass-sharp teeth.I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business, Jace went on, smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?
Cate Tiernan
Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.I grinned. I've noticed.Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. It's an equestrian term.Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.
Cathy Burnham Martin
Past misdeeds must only serve as a reference point in calm conversation about lessons learned or actions that taught us to behave better. They should never be bantered about with sarcasm, anger, or nastiness.
Chanelle Gray
Hey, he said. Hi. Oh, damn. It was awkward.What're you doing?Shearing a sheep. It's cold outside, and I need a new hat.He paused. You're joking, right?Yes, Marshall. I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.
Charles Bukowski
What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
Charles Dickens
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.
Charles Dickens
Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?She's gone forrard to the Police Office, returns Mr Bucket. You'll see her there, my dear.I would like to kiss her! exclaims Mademoiselle Hortense, panting tigress-like. You'd bite her, I suspect, says Mr Bucket.I would! making her eyes very large. I would love to tear her, limb from limb.Bless you, darling, says Mr Bucket, with the greatest composure; I'm fully prepared to hear that. Your sex have such a surprising animosity against one another, when you do differ.
Charlotte Brontë
What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage.
Christopher Moore
It's sarcasm, Josh.Sarcasm?It's from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren't really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.Well, if the village idiot named it, I'm sure it's a good thing.There you go, you got it.Got what?Sarcasm.No, I meant it.Sure you did.Is that sarcasm?Irony, I think.What's the difference?I haven't the slightest idea.So you're being ironic now, right?No, I really don't know.Maybe you should ask the idiot.Now you've got it.What?Sarcasm.
Criss Jami
The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.
Danielle Esplin
He might not be here, but the day he misses an opportunity to party is the day Jocelyn Wildenstein is considered the paragon of beauty.
David Eddings
We call this a bow, Cap'n, and the thing that's sticking out of that fellow's head over on the other side of the trench is called an arrow. If you put them together just right, they'll do all sorts of nice things to people who aren't nice.
Derek Landy
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. They've obviously never met me.
Diana Rowland
The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn't afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He'd taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping
Ernest Cline
You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED
EverSkeptic
The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
Gayle Forman
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
Gena Showalter
Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?Did you? Mr. Holland demanded.Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.
Gena Showalter
Should I pull on a shirt? he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. No. He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. You're fine.
George R.R. Martin
You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.Am I? the dwarf replied, sardonic. Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure.I don't even know who my mother was, Jon said. Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are. He favored Jon with a rueful grin. Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs.And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.
Hannah Harrington
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
Harry Truman
You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
Holly Hood
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
Holly Hood
It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.
Howard Tayler
Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get a nice explosive package from him that says so nice to see you again in a way that only multi-megaton yields can.
Ilze Falb
You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!
J.K. Rowling
Yeah you can have a word, said Harry savagely. Good-bye.
J.K. Rowling
Death's got an Invisibility Cloak? Harry interrupted again.So he can sneak up on people, said Ron. Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...
J.K. Rowling
I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.
J.K. Rowling
Why were you lurking under our window?Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?Listening to the news, said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.Listening to the news! Again?Well, it changes every day, you see, said Harry.
James Dashner
Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore...
James Dashner
Awww, Minho said. That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.
Jane Austen
She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well
Jane Austen
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
Jane Austen
She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well
Jane Austen
She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well
Jeannette Walls
...even though I was getting better education at home than any of the kids in Toyah, I'd need to go to finishing school when I was thirteen, both to acquire social graces and to earn a diploma. Because in this world, Dad said, it's not enough to have a fine education. You need a piece of paper to prove you go it.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
How are you feeling?I leaned away from him. Gross.Aiden frowned. Gross?I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me.He laughed. Alex, come on.Seriously, I'm gross. I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. You're as beautiful as always, Alex.I stared at him. He must not get out much.
Jennifer Salaiz
How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
Jenny B. Jones
Oh, to be the author of prison letters. It's a young girl's dream come true.
Jess C. Scott
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
Jess C. Scott
If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead.
Jim Butcher
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Jim Butcher
Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.
Jim Butcher
I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.
Julia Quinn
She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.
Julia Quinn
Not that I knew who you were until last month. But now that I've got you, I'm not letting you go.You're not?Blake stared at her in irritated confusion. What was her game? Do you think I'm an idiot? he spat out.No, she said. I've just escaped from a den of idiots, so I'm well familiar with the breed, and you're something else entirely. I am, however, hoping you're not a terribly good shot.
Kami Garcia
Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.
Karl Pilkington
I was woken early and had breakfast with the guru. We had some spicy Rice Krispies and a spicy biscuit with some really sweet, milky tea. Not the way I normally like it, but I drank it anyway as I didn't want to offend him. I suppose that is my heart telling me how to act instead of my head again. My arse may get involved later though.
Karl Pilkington
I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.
Kate Avery Ellison
What about you? What do you do? I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I could. My voice sounded strong and smooth, but my hands were shaking. I put them in my lap so he couldn't see.I prey on innocent villagers and terrify their children, he said with a nasty smile. And sometimes when I'm feeling really evil, I read books or paint.
Kelley Armstrong
If you say 'we're in this together,' I'm going to hurl.
Kendare Blake
You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger?
Kristin Walker
I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.''I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.
L.J. Smith
Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?
Laura Pedersen
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.
Lauren Kate
Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. Holy Hell, Callie whispered, blinking.More or less, Arriane said
Laurie R. King
You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.
Ljupka Cvetanova
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
Ljupka Cvetanova
In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.
Ljupka Cvetanova
A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.
Ljupka Cvetanova
What does your birth date say about you? You are old!
Ljupka Cvetanova
I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!
Ljupka Cvetanova
Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.
Ljupka Cvetanova
No one plows the field just by thinking about it.
Ljupka Cvetanova
Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.
Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
Ljupka Cvetanova
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
Ljupka Cvetanova
Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.
Ljupka Cvetanova
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
Ljupka Cvetanova
Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!
Ljupka Cvetanova
I would die for you, my love
Ljupka Cvetanova
Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!
Ljupka Cvetanova
If you don't understand it, it's art.
Ljupka Cvetanova
Men weigh love with hands.
Ljupka Cvetanova
If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!
Ljupka Cvetanova
Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.
Lorrie Moore
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
Luggs
Not one of the boys like me. I've put their noses out of joint.Well, they were never good-looking lads.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune...has already brought him acquittal!
Melina Marchetta
Arjuro made a scoffing sound. 'You think Lumatere will invade because of you? Are you that important?'Froi looked away. 'Isaboe would invade if you kidnapped a servant, let alone a friend.''Isaboe? We're on first-name terms with the Queen of Lumatere, are we?' Gargarin asked.Froi found himself bristling. 'What? Do you think I'm some cutthroat for hire who they found hanging around the palace walls with the words I wantto kill a Charynite King tattooed on my arse?
Michelle Hodkin
You like them, I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question.Like as people.As opposed to...furniture?They're my PARENTS.That is my understanding, yes.
Molly Harper
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.
Molly Harper
Does Hallmark make a Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner card? I settled for How much do you remember?
Molly Harper
Get the point? I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?Too harsh?
Nalini Singh
How long have you been with Raphael?You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.-Venom and Elena
Napz Cherub Pellazo
Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad...
Neda Aria
For me, all those systematic Bureaucracies of traditional schools jaded me. For me, I still couldn't understand why we have to have a factory style education for children living in the 21st century. Why hold them in place, asking them to read and repeat and giving them a number of tasks to finish? I still have no idea how exams and objective assessments could measure human behavior or intelligence. Is it some kind of barcoding human aptitude? Is it ethical anyway?
Nicki Elson
You're supposed to pinch yourself
Nicki Elson
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
Oliver Goldsmith
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Oscar Wilde
Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.
Oscar Wilde
What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.
Oscar Wilde
Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.
P.G. Wodehouse
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
Patrick Ness
Who cares even if I didn't?! Conor shouted back. They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary. Oh, please, please, save me from the berries!The monster looked at him quizzically. How strange, it said. The words you say tell me you are scared of the berries, but your actions seems to suggest otherwise.
Paul Allor
I was appraising . . . not eye fooking.
Peter Kreeft
By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.
Philip K. Dick
There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters
Philip Pullman
I don't profess any religion; I don't think it's possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words 'spiritual' or 'spirituality.'[Interview, The New Yorker, Dec. 26, 2005]
Prashant Yadav
In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.
Rebecca McNutt
Well, you're not exactly social, are you, Mandy Valems?Oh yeah, sure, because I'm just surrounded by genius to be social with in this day and age, Mandy replied with razor-sharp sarcasm. Hey, I don't need anyone else! I've got you, you're my friend, and you'll be with me forever!…You won't be with me forever, though… said Alecto cynically. I'm like a spider's web; anyone who is friends with me gets dragged into my troubles and eventually dies.…Poetic, dear friend, Mandy sighed, shaking her head. Morbid, but poetic.
Richard Stark
Well, it just figures, Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.
Richelle Mead
You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
Richelle Mead
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
Rick Riordan
I turned to Dionysus. You cured him?Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.But...you did something nice. Why?He raised and eyebrow. I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?
Rick Riordan
Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. Yeah, here's a rare grocery list, Dan muttered. Wow.
Roger Kettle
I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world......I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom......and I've decided you're a pillock.[click on the thumbnail, art by Andrew Christine]
Sabaa Tahir
I should just build a bleeding house here, I mutter as I pick myself up off the snow-covered ground. Maybe get a few chickens. Plant a garden.
Sanhita Baruah
You're back where you swore yourself you wouldn't beThe familiar shackles you can't tell from your own skinYour head's under water when you learned to swimOn a road to hell, congratulations, you're free...
Sarah Rees Brennan
Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both, said Mae. Great idea. Hey, can i come? I'll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.
Sarah Rees Brennan
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
Sarah Rees Brennan
Oh, she said, in a very different way. Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.
Shannon Hale
Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
Shannon Hale
I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?
Simone Elkeles
Hey, Carlos, the Professor says when he walks in. How was REACH?It sucked.Can you be more specific? my guardian asks.It really sucked, I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.
Stephen Fry
It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.[I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]
Stephen King
Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.
Sulari Gentill
You know, Mac,Cadmus said still looking out the window. We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it's not amusing enough. I'll try to include a joke between 'he bled to death'and 'the city burned'.Machaon responded tersely.
Suzanne Collins
Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.
Terry Pratchett
Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about, said the voice of Maurice. They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.
Terry Pratchett
Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature?I don't think I shall bother, madam, seeing as you are making such a good job of it yourself!
Theodora Goss
Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious, said Mudge. Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained.
Thucydides
For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own country, but in foreign lands there dwells also an unwritten memorial of them, graven not on stone but in the hearts of men. Make them your examples, and, esteeming courage to be freedom and freedom to be happiness, do not weigh too nicely the perils of war.[Funeral Oration of Pericles]
Trenton Lee Stewart
But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict! said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character. And if you continue in this vein, I'm afraid we'll be compelled to cut our visit short. Surely there are other establishments that would host an entire troup of guests - indefinitely and without reward - and not feel obliged to apologize for it!
Trenton Lee Stewart
You've read half the books in this house? This whole house? Well, approximately half. Sticky said. To be more accurate, I suppose I've read more like - his eyes went up as he calculated - three sevenths? Yes, three sevenths. Only three sevenths? said Kate, pretending to look disappointed. And here I was prepared to be impressed.
Tsukumizu
Better watch her. She burns other people's books.
Whitney G.
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...